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Fill your cart with the latest in NeuticleWare including Neuticle T-Shirts, Ballcaps, Necklaces and Keyrings. Each crafted from an actual Neuticle or bearing the unique Neuticles name- with even more items coming soon!

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Neuticles T-Shirts
Features NEUTICLES logo and wording "It's Like Nothing Ever Changed" on front and back. Quality heavy cotton construction. Available in small, medium, large, xlarge. $22.
SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUTSHS - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUTSHM - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUTSHL - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUTSHXL - Price: $24.00 Quantity

Neuticles BaseBall Jersey
100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton by Jersey. Features blue three-quarter sleeves and double stitched collar- sleeves and hemmed bottom. White (illustrated) with Neuticles logo on front and back. Select from Med/Large/XLarge. SPECIAL! $26.00!!!.
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUJSYM - Price: $26.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUJSYL - Price: $26.00 Quantity
SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUJSYXL - Price: $26.00 Quantity

Neuticles Hooded Sweat Shirt
50% cotton 50% Polyester. Cozy long sleeve in bright white (illustrated) with embroidered Neuticles logo on front and back. Available in small, medium, large and Xlarge. $59.00!!!.
SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUHOODSM - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUHOODM - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUHOOLG - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE XLARGE - Part# NEUHOODXL - Price: $59.00 Quantity

Going, Going NUTS Paperback!
The story that had to be told! By Neuticles inventor Gregg A. Miller.
Visit for more details. Paperback, 135 pages-postage paid, Personally Signed by Author Gregg Miller, $24.95.
Part# NEUBOOK - Price: $24.95 Quantity



Going, Going NUTS eBook!
The story that had to be told! By Neuticles inventor Gregg A. Miller.
Visit for more details. eBook $9.95.
Part# eBOOK - Price: $9.95 Quantity



Neuticles Ballcaps
Sports the NEUTICLES logo. Quality constructed-embroidered three color stitching. One size fits all. White. $26.
Part# NEUCAP1 - Price: $26.00 Quantity

Neuticles Sun Visors
100% cotton twill, garment washed visor in White (illustrated) features blue contrasting undervisor, Adjustable velcro closure- one size fits all. Embroidered Neuticles logo. $22
Part# VISOR - Price: $22.00 Quantity

Neuticles BBQ Aprons
65% Polyester/35% Cotton. Features adjustable straps and two large pockets. White (illustrated) with Neuticles Logo. $ 24.
Part# APRON - Price: $24.00 Quantity

Neuticles Bathrobes
Deluxe 100% heavyweight cotton features terry velour outside and looped cotton inside. Set-in sleeves and two belt loops. Two patch pockets. 48" mid-calf length- one size fits all. White (illustrated) with Neuticles logo on front and back. $89.
Part# BTHROBE - Price: $89.00 Quantity

Neuticles Beach Towels
Luxury 100% cotton super-heavyweight- measures giant 35" x 70" with dobby border hem. White (illustrated) with embroidered multiple Neuticles logo. SPECIAL! $39.00!!!
Part# BEACHTWL - Price: $39.00 Quantity

Neuticles Tote Bag
Polyester tote with blue handles (illustrated) measures 16" x 12" x 5". Outside pocket. White with embroidered Neuticles logo. $24
Part# TOTEBG - Price: $24.00 Quantity

Neuticles Keychains
Actual NEUTICLE (choice of Sm./Med./Lg.) attached to sturdy keyring for years of use. $39.
SIZE SMALL - View Image - Part# NEUKEYS - Price: $39.00 Quantity
SIZE MEDIUM - View Image - Part# NEUKEYM - Price: $39.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - View Image - Part# NEUKEYL - Price: $39.00 Quantity

Neuticles Necklaces
Unisex design features single or double NEUTICLES on stylish chain. (Specify Lg./Med./Sm.) $39. Two NEUTICLES on one necklace. $79.

SMALL/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKS1 - Price: $39.00 Quantity

MEDIUM/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKM1 - Price: $39.00 Quantity

LARGE/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKL1 - Price: $39.00 Quantity

SMALL/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKS2 - Price: $79.00 Quantity

MEDIUM/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKM2 - Price: $79.00 Quantity

LARGE/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKL2 - Price: $79.00 Quantity

NeuticleWare Gift Packs

GiftPack One

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Giftpak contains our famous Neuticles TShirt, nifty Neuticles Ball cap and authenticNeuticles Key-ring neatly packaged in see-thru pouch $69.00 - you save $18!
shipping included
GiftPack Two

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Deluxe GiftPak includes: An elegant singleNeuticles Necklace, authentic Neuticles keyring, Neuticles BaseBall Jersey, and official Neuticles Sun visor hansomely packaged in see-thru pouch. $109.00 - you save $21!*
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GiftPack Three

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Premium giftpak is a treasure chest of Neuticleware! It includes: Super luxurious Neuticles Terry Cloth Bathrobe, our Giant Neuticles Beach Towell, authentic Neuticles Tshirt, Neuticles BBQ apron, our famous Neuticles Key ring and Autographed copy of Neuticles inventor's book "Going, Going NUTS!" $199.00 - you save $43!*
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Please Note: * After order placement you will be contacted via email for size selections. Prices include shipping, handling, taxes and all related charges.