MERCHANDISE MART


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Fill your cart with the latest in NeuticleWare including Neuticle T-Shirts, Ballcaps, Necklaces and Keyrings. Each crafted from an actual Neuticle or bearing the unique Neuticles name- with even more items coming soon!

All Merchandise Mart items INCLUDE US Postal shipping, handling and taxes. Orders processed the same day order is received. Allow 3 to 5 days for delivery. Next day/2nd day delivery available. Total satisfaction is unconditionally warranteed.

Note: Prices Subject To Change Without Notice

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Neuticles Tanktop
Stay cool and be cool with our new Neuticles tanktop sporting the famous Neuticles logo and slogan on both front and back. Quality white cotton/poly blends in 4 sizes: small, medium, large and xlarge for both guys and gals. Price includes first class postage, handling, and all related charges. $26.
MENS SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUMTANKS - Price: $26 Quantity
MENS SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUMTANKM - Price: $26 Quantity
MENS SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUMTANKL - Price: $26 Quantity
MENS SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUMTANKXL - Price: $26 Quantity


WOMENS SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUWTANKS - Price: $26 Quantity
WOMENS SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUWTANKM - Price: $26 Quantity
WOMENS SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUWTANKL - Price: $26 Quantity
WOMENS SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUWTANKXL - Price: $26 Quantity



Neuticles Bumper Stickers
NEW! Get your official Limited Edition My Dog Loves Neuticles bumper sticker- now available! 3" x 6.5" vinyl sticker will compliment any vehicle. Postage and handling included. Made in USA. $3.
Part# BUMPER - Price: $3.00
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Neuticles Stress Balls
Durable and squeezable - 2 3/4 polyurethane Neuticles Stress Balls featuring the Neuticles logo. White only. Price includes shipping. Made in USA. Set of Two: $18
Part# STRESS - Price Per Set: $18.00
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Neuticles Mousepad
Jumbo sized 9 1/2"w x 7 3/4"d Neuticles Mouse Pad on 1/8" thick skid proof rubberized matt. White background hosting the Neuticles logo. Price includes shipping. Made in USA. $18
Part# MOUSE - Price Each: $18.00
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Neuticles Frisbee
Rugged 9 and durable Neuticles Frisbee featuring the Neuticles logo. White only. Price includes shipping. Made in USA. Each: $14
Part# FRISBEE - Price: $14.00
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Neuticles Earrings
Elegance and fashion are combined with our new handcrafted earrings available for a limited time only. Sterling silver caps hold an actual pair of Neuticles .63" in style. Ideal for any formal or informal occasion! Each Limited Edition pair are individually numbered up to 1000 - with certificate of authenticity.

Price includes first class postage, handling and all related charges. $109/pair.
- Part# EARRINGS - Price: $109.00 Quantity



Neuticles Studded Singles
For guys we offer the new handcrafted sterling silver studded earring featuring the .44" Neuticle available for a limited time only. Only 1000 will be made available- individually numbered with certificate of authenticity.

Price includes first class postage, handling and all related charges: $59/each.

Part# EARRINGSTUD - Price: $59.00 Quantity


Neuticles T-Shirts
Features NEUTICLES logo and wording "It's Like Nothing Ever Changed" on front and back. Quality heavy cotton construction. Available in small, medium, large, xlarge. $22.
SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUTSHS - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUTSHM - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUTSHL - Price: $24.00 Quantity
SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUTSHXL - Price: $24.00 Quantity


Neuticles BaseBall Jersey
100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton by Jersey. Features blue three-quarter sleeves and double stitched collar- sleeves and hemmed bottom. White (illustrated) with Neuticles logo on front and back. Select from Med/Large/XLarge. SPECIAL! $26.00!!!.
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUJSYM - Price: $26.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUJSYL - Price: $26.00 Quantity
SIZE X-LARGE - Part# NEUJSYXL - Price: $26.00 Quantity


Neuticles Hooded Sweat Shirt
50% cotton 50% Polyester. Cozy long sleeve in bright white (illustrated) with embroidered Neuticles logo on front and back. Available in small, medium, large and Xlarge. $59.00!!!.
SIZE SMALL - Part# NEUHOODSM - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE MEDIUM - Part# NEUHOODM - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE LARGE - Part# NEUHOOLG - Price: $59.00 Quantity
SIZE XLARGE - Part# NEUHOODXL - Price: $59.00 Quantity


Going, Going NUTS Paperback!
The story that had to be told! By Neuticles inventor Gregg A. Miller.
Visit www.goinggoingnuts.com for more details. Paperback, 135 pages, Signed by Author, $29.95.
Part# NEUBOOK - Price: $29.95
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Going, Going NUTS eBook!
The story that had to be told! By Neuticles inventor Gregg A. Miller.
Visit www.goinggoingnuts.com for more details. eBook $9.95.
Part# eBOOK - Price: $9.95
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Neuticles Ballcaps
Sports the NEUTICLES logo. Quality constructed-embroidered three color stitching. One size fits all. White. $26.
Part# NEUCAP1 - Price: $26.00
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Neuticles Sun Visors
100% cotton twill, garment washed visor in White (illustrated) features blue contrasting undervisor, Adjustable velcro closure- one size fits all. Embroidered Neuticles logo. $22
Part# VISOR - Price: $22.00
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Neuticles BBQ Aprons
65% Polyester/35% Cotton. Features adjustable straps and two large pockets. White (illustrated) with Neuticles Logo. $ 24.
Part# APRON - Price: $24.00
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Neuticles Tote Bag
Polyester tote with blue handles (illustrated) measures 16" x 12" x 5". Outside pocket. White with embroidered Neuticles logo. $24
Part# TOTEBG - Price: $24.00
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Neuticles Keychains
Actual NEUTICLE (choice of Sm./Med./Lg.) attached to sturdy keyring for years of use. $39.
SIZE SMALL - View Image - Part# NEUKEYS - Price: $39.00
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SIZE MEDIUM - View Image - Part# NEUKEYM - Price: $39.00
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SIZE LARGE - View Image - Part# NEUKEYL - Price: $39.00
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Neuticles Necklaces
Unisex design features single or double NEUTICLES on stylish chain. (Specify Lg./Med./Sm.) $39. Two NEUTICLES on one necklace. $79.

SMALL/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKS1 - Price: $39.00
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MEDIUM/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKM1 - Price: $39.00
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LARGE/SINGLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKL1 - Price: $39.00
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SMALL/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKS2 - Price: $79.00
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MEDIUM/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKM2 - Price: $79.00
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LARGE/DOUBLE NEUTICLE - View Image - Part# NEUNCKL2 - Price: $79.00
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NeuticleWare Gift Packs

GiftPack One

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Giftpak contains our famous Neuticles TShirt, nifty Neuticles Ball cap and authenticNeuticles Key-ring neatly packaged in see-thru pouch $69.00 - you save $18!
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GiftPack Two

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Deluxe GiftPak includes: An elegant singleNeuticles Necklace, authentic Neuticles keyring, Neuticles BaseBall Jersey, and official Neuticles Sun visor hansomely packaged in see-thru pouch. $109.00 - you save $21!*
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GiftPack Three

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Premium giftpak is a treasure chest of Neuticleware! It includes: Super luxurious Neuticles Terry Cloth Bathrobe, our Giant Neuticles Beach Towell, authentic Neuticles Tshirt, Neuticles BBQ apron, our famous Neuticles Key ring and Autographed copy of Neuticles inventor's book "Going, Going NUTS!" $199.00 - you save $43!*
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Please Note: * After order placement you will be contacted via email for size selections. Prices include shipping, handling, taxes and all related charges.

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